Here is one rather interesting fan letter that I got
here at the Vomit offices. (That's eighties@gti.net)


Subject: Great page Guys

Dear Vomit Head Writer,
I have read your magazine and I LOVE IT!  Your Web page is great
too...Make sure to update it often.  Let me introduce myself.  My name
is Kate and I live in Buffalo New York.  I am 5'9, Brown Hair, and Blue
eyes.  I am really dying to meet you.  I am no beauty but I can assure
you that I am not anyway ugly.  I have gone out with plenty of guys.  I
am the type of girl who weights personality much greater than looks.  I
am pretty slim at 120 and I consider my self pretty full at top. (36 C
to be exact) ;)  I am not afraid to experiment and would really love to
meet you sometime.  I don't know where you live but make sure to write
back and tell me.  
Anyway, to explain myself further, I consider myself very free.  I am
the type of girl who hardly ever wears Bra's and I would rather would
walk around naked than with clothes.  The clothes I do wear are skimpy
and very revealing, not because I am a slut, but because I enjoy having
nothing on.  I feel if you have the goods why not show them off.  Wow. I
am getting really horny writing this message.  I don't know how to
explain it but something about your writing really intrigues me.  I,
myself, enjoying reading and writing short stories; however your writing
is something special.  Your witty and dry sense of humor is very
entertaining.
God, I am actually getting wet writing this.  My heart is starting to
beat rapidly.  As I write this I am naked.  My computer is up in my room
and no one is home so I often sit at my computer naked.  I love the feel
of the cool seat pressed against my cunt.  Do you masturbate?  I do. 
Often times I sit at my computer and gingerly caress my outer vaginal
region just to get some slight pleasure.  And sometimes I venture inside
and jam my fingers straight up my cunt.  I usually get really into the
whole thing--I can be seen bucking up and down on the chair.  My tight
ass lands hard on the chair in rapid succession.  My whole upper body,
including my hard and large breasts, arch forward like a Olympic Diver
making a entrance into the water.    My breasts press hard against my
chin and I love sucking on them while masturbating.  
Wow I am really getting into this.  Anyway please write back! As you can
see I am a very entertaing, smart, and free person...Just like you!
Kate


Well, Kate, thanks for this lovely letter. It really gave me a rise. Well,
now to answer your questions:

****I live in Kinnelon, NJ.

****"Do you masturbate?" Only on Sundays, just to piss God off.

That wraps it up, dudes. One plea to our male readers: Please do not
masturbate while reading Kate's letter. It would make me feel really
dirty, and make writing future issues very difficult for me.