Mount Arlington Public Library [Raccoons from Mars]
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Raccoon Home Base?
Did NASA know of the existence of Raccoon cities on Mars?
Surely there were signs as early as the 1980s when NASA released the infamous "beach resort" photo. [See picture at left]
Hundreds of Raccoon pleasure craft can be clearly seen in the photo, as well as numerous curious 'structures'.
Why was no warning given when, on December 28, 1995, huge amounts of beanphartz, an unusually odorous rocket fuel, were detected in our atmosphere? Huge amounts!
If you thought they were just imaginary, be aware! The vicious killer Raccoon robots are real.
Armed with weapons capable of reproducing the sound of a grazing Martian Pinky, the robots are atomic powered and may be able to operate for more than 20 minutes.
Comets and the Pinkys. Some comets don't miss and, on Mars, giant Pinkys roam the land.
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Written and illustrated by James Garland. © Copyright 1996