Mount Arlington Public Library [Seum of Mu]

Egg Sun..Nessie Sun..Carmen Egg
Piper "Gratuities not accepted," intoned the Piper. "Nor expected. Just pay your fee. You don't pay the fee, I don't put the pipe together. I don't put the pipe together, you don't get into the Seum. You're Raccoon food."
The Piper paused.
"Whaddya' weigh? One seventy? One seventy-five? Oh, the Raccoons are gonna' love you! Have you seen what they do to their victims? The little party hats? The mambo music?"
The Piper rolled his eyes and leaned against the massive Seum of Mu gate.
"Look. I don't enjoy this. You think I like turning you away?"
Well, of course he did.
Written and illustrated by James Garland. © Copyright 1996