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Are We Made of Cheese?

Second Set-DAMAGED

Large winged insect. [size eight shoe] Colorful in appearance and well-groomed. Found lodged at the tip of the trunk of the King of the Olifonts. Similar in the exreme to the infamous Butterflea of Doom released by the Worms of Mu and the chief cause of the horrible, nasty war with the Raccoons from Mars.
[garbled]
Upon removal of the creature's sweater, it was discovered that its body was made entirely of cheese. A cheese with some rather alarming properties.
[gorbled]
Translation of cheese greeting. [Medical report missing.]
ATTACHED:
[gurbled]
......as a useless by-product of boiling water, it is incumbent upon you to share. Greetings!..........we come to you in pieces..........[cough?].....hi......incoming..........
Then the first of the Building Blocks of the Seum of Mu flew onto the plateau and many times they mingled.
And the Curator was pleased and moved among them bonding them with cheeses and chocolates.
"How tall shall we make the Seum?" asked the Curator.
"How tall do you want it?" responded the pointiest of the pieces.
"Let us ask Betty!"
Now we are alone
Written and illustrated by James Garland. © Copyright 1996