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Meeting a psychic floater for the first time can be disconcerting, to say the least. When having an episode, they never face you and they literally float above the ground, intoning their 'visions' in strange and strangled tones.
In 1993, at Stumpme University in Goober's Mill, New Jersey, noted floater Roland Dubeaux had a particularly disturbing vision. A vision which hinted at dark doings in the coming years.
Here is an excerpt.
Roland: "There are creatures from Mars in the room with me. I am receiving their thoughts. They are angry thoughts. Ooooh."
"They mean us no harm....but they are running out of steam. They need steam. A baracle of steam."
Moderator: "How much is....?"
Roland: "They say...they say - don't ask how much steam there is in a baracle, because you wouldn't believe it."
"Ooooh! They are angry! But they will do us no harm...maybe....if they get their steam."
Moderator: "Steam. So what is that? That's like boiling water, right?"
Roland: "Wood! Lots of wood! They need it right now!"
Moderator: "I thought they wanted steam?"
Roland: "Steamed, yes! Very angry! Ooooooh!"
Written and illustrated by James Garland. © Copyright 1996
A non-linear accelerator was used in the construction of this story.