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THE EVIL ARMADA
Raccoons from beyond the Moon!

THE INFAMOUS "DOCTORED" DOCUMENT. This particular photograph purports to show a horribly alien fleet of Raccoon War Ships approaching the town of Goober's Mill, New Jersey [through the high mountain passes], while [at the same time] a giant pearl bears down on nearby Stumpme University. Upon closer inspection, it becomes evident that the pearl has been airbrushed into the picture. Critics point out that the supposed "code" at the bottom right corner is, in fact, merely the artist's signature. And, of course, Stumpme University stills stands, despite the damage inflicted by the impact of a fair-sized meteor. But it wasn't a pearl.
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US
YOUR
STEAM! 
Written and illustrated by James Garland. © Copyright 1996