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Fish And Duck
A popular game on Mars, Fish and Duck resembles the earth game of baseball.
Everything on the field, including the umpires, is considered to be both edible and, at the same time, suitable nesting material.
Doctor Harvey Wallmocker, in his "The Anthropomorphic Anthropologist", was quick to point out that the center of focus at these 'games' seemed to be the play-by-play provided by two announcers. One was always a devil's advocate, pointing out each minute misplay, and the other was the apologist, insisting that things were going to improve momentarily. The irony being that it was impossible to lose. The announcers were not considered edible.
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Written and illustrated by James Garland. © Copyright 1996