The Adventures of Rikter the CyberDog


Rikter the CyberDog scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog makes his way around Spartan Stadium only to trip over his mammoth elephant feet.

Rikter the CyberDog gets a confused look from the Hispanic fans.

Rikter the CyberDog and the unruly mob.

Rikter the CyberDog gets kicked in the crotch.

Rikter the CyberDog jumps up and down in order to make the children laugh, only to trip over his mammoth elephant feet.

Rikter the CyberDog comes to little Johnny's birthday party and scares each and every one of the children.

Rikter the CyberDog gets food thrown at him.

Rikter the CyberDog eats one to many QuakeDogs and vomits in his CyberCostume.

Rikter the CyberDog becomes outdated and trite.

Rikter the CyberDog dances the 'Rikter the CyberDog Dance' and scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog retires and is replaced by "Jose Clash the WonderScorpion".

Rikter the CyberDog loses a paw on a chain link fence and scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog takes a bathroom break and gets caught in his CyberZipper.

Rikter the CyberDog scares a small girl and has to give her a dollar to make her stop crying.

Rikter the CyberDog stares at the world with cold, dead eyes.

Rikter the CyberDog gets gum caught in his fur.

Rikter the CyberDog is beaten to a bloody pulp.

Rikter the CyberDog is annally raped.

Rikter the CyberDog trips over his mammoth elephant feet and dislocates a knee.

Rikter the CyberDog accidently causes little girl to let go of her balloon and gives her a dollar to make her stop crying.

Rikter the CyberDog swears at an inopportune moment and scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog gets dehydrated in his CyberCostume and passes out.

Rikter the CyberDog gets down with his funky self and scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog wanders into the bad part of town and is annally raped.

Rikter the CyberDog develops righteous B.O.

Rikter the CyberDog becomes bothersome.

Rikter the CyberDog sits alone and ponders life.

Rikter the CyberDog gets kicked and beaten by drunken fans.

Rikter the CyberDog rolls a fat spliff.

Rikter the CyberDog gets hit by car and loses a limb.

Rikter the CyberDog gets neutered.

Rikter the CyberDog dryhumps Lynne Meterparel's leg.

Rikter the CyberDog hangs with the wrong crowd.

Rikter the CyberDog trips over his mammoth elephant feet and scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog takes a shower and is annally raped.

Rikter the CyberDog dusts off his CyberHelmet and wishes he got his high school diploma.

Rikter the CyberDog comes home and finds his wife banging RapidMan.

Rikter the CyberDog contemplates suicide.

Rikter the CyberDog posts joke about Robert Kraft on internet and is never seen nor heard from again.

Rikter the CyberDog sees hot woman, goes to ask her out, then remembers he is dressed as Rikter the CyberDog.

Rikter the CyberDog goes to a family reunion and tells relatives he is a doctor.

Rikter the CyberDog realizes life is a bitter pill to swallow.

Rikter the CyberDog searches for porn on the internet.

Rikter the CyberDog gets into club wearing his Rikter the CyberDog costume and is annally raped.

Rikter the CyberDog goes to the orphanage to do magic tricks for Little Billy, but Little Billy cries and gets a dollar instead.

Rikter the CyberDog makes the rounds and is ignored.

Rikter the CyberDog waves, and waves, and waves, and waves.....

Rikter the CyberDog laughs on the outside, but cries on the inside.

Rikter the CyberDog makes just enough money to pay off his child support.

Rikter the CyberDog falls asleep in the park and is annally raped.

Rikter the CyberDog takes good look at his life and cries.

Rikter the CyberDog has a stroke and is never able to walk again.

Rikter the CyberDog develops obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Rikter the CyberDog passes a kidney stone.

Rikter the CyberDog takes one last look before jumping.

Rikter the CyberDog finds comfort in entertaining the masses in spite of his manic depression.

Rikter the CyberDog bangs a hooker and gets the clap.

Rikter the CyberDog passes his hostilities and fears on to his son.

Rikter the CyberDog visits city hospital and scares a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog gets laughed at behind his back.

Rikter the CyberDog is a great soccer player and truly represents a fusion of technology and fun, but can't help tripping over his mammoth elephant feet or scaring children.

Rikter the CyberDog develops abnesia, forgets who he is, wonders off in the middle of the night, and is annally raped.

Rikter the CyberDog wakes up in a pool of his own blood.

Rikter the CyberDog curses God after Rikter the CyberDog's wife gives birth to a retarded child.

Rikter the CyberDog becomes moody and bitter.

Rikter the CyberDog has sex with a prostitute and gets AIDS.

Rikter the CyberDog takes LSD and relives painful childhood memories.

Rikter the CyberDog grows old and dies bitter and alone.

Rikter the CyberDog smokes crack, and thinking that his jetpack really works, jumps off a bridge to a horrific and painful death.

Rikter the CyberDog eats a bad QuakeBurger and makes a righteous poopy in his CyberTrousers.

Rikter the CyberDog poses for a picture, only to have his CyberHelmet fall off and scare a small child.

Rikter the CyberDog helps sponsor the McDonald's trivia question.

Rikter the CyberDog tries to help fan Raul Fernandez get into 'Quake spirit'.

Rikter the CyberDog rubs up against small children in an inappropriate manner.

Rikter the CyberDog helps introduce the Earthquakes and trips over his mammoth elephant feet.

Rikter the CyberDog gets beaten with a newspaper until he is bloodthirsty and violent.

Rikter the CyberDog develops a bad hip.

Rikter the CyberDog develops arthritis, gum disease, and tape worm, and is consequently 'put to sleep'.

Rikter the CyberDog loads his CyberPistol with real bullets... just in case.

Rikter the CyberDog thinks someone is watching him.

Rikter the CyberDog begins to believe in the teachings of Adolf Hitler.

Rikter the CyberDog reads Catcher in the Rye and cries.

Rikter the CyberDog has nervous breakdown and takes small child hostage.

Rikter the CyberDog makes one last plea to God for his sanity before putting the gun to the side of his CyberHelmet and pulling the trigger.

Rikter the CyberDog is shunned by his family and is buried in a shallow grave under the diseased, rotted weaping willow tree out back.