TAXI Fanzine back online
Many people really really happy
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At a Metro game earlier this year, these two ran up to me and said something about representing the lollipop guild.
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Hello folks! Long time no see. Yeah I know, you missed me terribly. You missed this site and its many charms. You longed to read my words once again, to bathe in the glory that IS my eternal genious... the genious that you only dream of possessing... the genious that was given to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said...
...what the hell am I talking about. Truth: I'm bringing the site back because it's either that or write the damn film paper that's due tomorrow. So here I am. Talking with you. Joy.
It occurs to me that some of you may not know who I am - a problem easily solved. I am Michael Antonio Coletti Peter Fernandez Mejido, a strapping lad of 23, working on my fifth year of college and trying to make ends meet. Alright fine, I still live with my parents, but it's tough because sometimes my mom doesn't do my laundry on time and I have to wear clothes two days in a row! Let's not even GET into the times she serves dinner with the red wine instead of white.
I'm a film major. Doesn't mean I'm good at it though. I've made one film that managed to frighten all those concerned with my mental health. It was a lovely story about cars and abstract shapes and depression and feces. Mostly about feces.
I've got a girlfriend named Sandra with whom I'm deeply in love and plan to marry someday. I met her in high school and we've been exclusive since. It's impossible for me to describe here on this page how I feel for this extraordinary woman. Whenever I'm down or sad, her ability to revive my life is incredible. It is impossible to keep us seperated, and I am at my happiest when I am able to lay with her, stroke back her long, brown, curly hair with my fingers, and look into her eyes... touch the side of my face to hers... following the contour of her cheek, then to her ear... remain there for a moment's touch... understanding that she is mine and I am hers... that we will soon give each other our bodies... becoming one. The state of Oneness, that one true time, is a gift that this wonderfully special woman shares with me. Being inside her, melting inside her, joining our bodies, is as close to absolute perfection as I have ever felt.
OK, that entire thing was a lie. I've never actually seen a girl's pussy but I hear they're really funny looking.
My background is a mix, my mother being second generation Italian and my father being born in Cuba. I consider myself just a plain ol' white person though. Hell, I listen to Rush... can't get much whiter than that. The only time I considered myself hispanic was when I applied to college.
That's about it, other than my drug habit and appitite for pain and control-oriented sex. Oh yes - I also like the NY/NJ MetroStars of Major League Soccer. Well, all I can say is that it's good to be back, and I can't wait to start entertaining the masses as once before. I leave you with a quote from Nick Sakiewicz, the General Manager of the NY/NJ MetroStars who is gracious enough to allow the Taxi Fanzine to host his own personal site...
"YOU GODDAMN @W#$@) JACKASS. I TOLD YOU, I DON'T LIKE CREAM IN MY @#(*$# @#*%# COFFEE. YOU MISERABLE #$@# FOR BRAINS. GO ##@# YOURSELF. CLEAN OUT YOUR #*(*@# DESK AND GET THE #*#@#$ OUT OF THE #*#@%*# BUILDING, YOU #()@#*% *#%*@# (*#%@@#%*@#*. GODDAMN PIECE OF #%*@#*. DON'T @#$# WITH THE KING, MAN... I'M THE #*(@#*#% KING. DON'T ##$# WITH THE GODDAMN KING OF MLS. MISERABLE #$(@#."
- Nick Sakiewicz
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