Let It Not Be Said That I Don't Fight The Good Fight.
Hello fellow MetroStar fans.
Usually around this time of the year, I like the rest of my geeky soccer brothers sign up for MFLS (www.mfls.com) and make a fantasy team of all-stars. I then sign up my team in the local MetroStars fan division, MetroMFLS, and dominate effortlessly. TOO effortlessly.
But this year is different.
This year is special.
I have decided to forgoe signing up with my customary league choice, MetroMFLS, and instead thrust myself deep into enemy territory. Yes friends, I have signed up for BS-DC:
(http://www.mfls.com/index.mfls/M=division/Did=99)
BS-DC is the largest league for fans of DC United. Now you might say, "Michael, why do you choose to associate yourself with those pieces of crud who support a team that sucks the proverbial giant penis?" To that I have two responses. First, I am extremely confident I will be able to beat each team in the division handily. The DC fan is a stupid sentimental creature, and most will fill their MFLS team with DC players (whom have little chance of accumulating point One this fine MFLS season). Secondly - and to quell any fears my fellow MetroStars fans have with my choice to degrade myself by aligning next to DC fans - I am not... and I repeat NOT a DC fan by joining this DC league. In fact, the tagline for BS-DC reads as follows: 'For Big Soccer posters of DC United'. Being that I frequent that fine board many a time during my week, I felt it only appropriate - nay, A REQUIREMENT - that I join them in a little friendly competition.
BS-DC is the home of such fine folks as John_Harkes_6, Lowecifer, Jose L. Couso, revelation, Knave, and mcontento. Each an every one, Schmucks. Each an every one, destined to lose at the hand of my chosen squad, "DC Blows Monkey Ass" which you can see at the following link: (http://www.mfls.com/index.mfls/M=team/Tid=216)
Now it means little for me to brag like this unless there is something at stake. Therefore, IF I DO NOT WIN THE BS-DC DIVISION, I, Michael Mejido, will do the following:
1) Donate to the Screaming Eagles Supporters Club, a sum of $100.00 cash.
2) Travel down to Washington DC and present the $100.00 to Screaming Eagles head muckety-muck Matt Mathai in person and take a picture with him in which I will... Shake His Hand.
3) I will take a second picture in which I am kissing the DC United logo.
THIS IS HOW CONFIDENT I AM THAT I WILL WIN BS-DC. Trust me folks, kissing the DC United logo is bad enough, but even THINKING about being the in the same room with Matt Mathai makes my skin crawl.
Folks! If you dislike DC and are good at MFLS I invite you to give me tips! Who should I play in a given week? Who should I take out? Any information will be helpful in this most worthy of causes.
And by the way, even though I am putting alot at stake, I shant not invite any other members of BS-DC to do the same. There is no need for you, Scum fans, to put up a similar bet. I do this to prove my, and my team's, superiority over the common DC stooge. I fight the good fight. And I will triumph.
Wish me luck, fellow MetroStars fans, as I embark on this most worthy of endeavors.
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