MetroStars Banners you'll be seeing at
Giants Stadium
in 1998

Tab Ramos Fragile! Handle with Care
	Pitufo More than just a pretty face
1. Firmani 2. Queiroz 3. Parreira (Hey Charlie! Three strikes and you're out!)
	AstroTurf Again? There is no God...
Bruce Arena is the missing link
	The MetroStars: We lose, but dammit, we have brand new uniforms!
Pitufo is: "The Man who said too much"
	The MetroStars: Better than sloppy sex with your neighbor's 18 year old daughter
Damn AstroTurf... Jesus must be turning over in his grave
	Mirsad Huseinovic: Gone but not forgotten
Three wishes: 1. Real Grass 2. Roberto Baggio 3. Topless Referees
	We're not losers... We're winners without any skill or talent.
"Where's the Beef?" ....starting in net!
	Sunil is watching....

.....have any banner suggestions?