Hello folks! This is your old pal Michael Mejido. OK, I guess we weren't really pals... i mean, you had your crowd and I had mine. We would see each other at the arcade every once in awhile... shared a limo at the senior prom... not really pals though. Christ life sucks.
Anyways, this here TAXI Fanzine has been dead for about two years now. Ever since the April Fool's joke with former DC United GM and present King of MLS, Kevin Payne (who has really really HOT daughters by the way), I really haven't done much with this site. I really couldn't think of anything cooler do to after the prank, so I kind of let things sit for awhile. Then I got me a kidney transplant (thanks mom), and i haven't really felt good since. I am presently juggling a dozen or so medications in my tummy daily.
However, I have been wanting to at least make an archive of all the old Fanzine things, so this is what this here page is for. Here you can find all the old bits and features... all the mediocre crap that was borne out of an unwillingness to do homework.
But before we get to that, I would like to say there are plans to bring back the fanzine. Yes yes! Truely true! However, alot of things would have to fall into place before I even thought about bringing back the site, so don't get all giddy just yet. In the meantime, enjoy oldness.
If you'd like, vote for your favorite
section! E-mail me at mmejido@gti.net to do
so, and i'll put a little star like this 
next to the name.
Welcome
Alexi!
A little sumpin sumpin I wipped up for Alexi Lalas when he was
traded to the MetroStars. You know, a welcoming sort of happy
thing.
Anti-DC
Hate Page
The world famous ADHP. You can still get there by going to www.dcunitedsucks.com
Giants
Stadium Banners
And oldie but goodie.
Jeff
Bradley Worship Page
We all used to love Jeff Bradley. Then came the restraining
orders, warrents for arrest, etc. He'll pay. Oh how he'll pay.
Interview
with Josef Mejido
A little interview with my brother, Josef. 'Lo, how the love does
flow!
Insert
Caption Here
Look at the picture. Write a funny caption. I stole this idea
from somewhere, don't remember at the moment.
Charlie
Tribute
Poor Charlie. He dead.
Comics
Very poorly concieved comics
Alexi
Is Evil!
One of the first times I ran into legal trouble! Hooray!
Send
Michael to MLS Cup '99
This never really panned out.
Tickle-me
Nahkid
Self explanitory
Goalpost
Remember him?
Doug
Logan Mendoza: Cuba's #1 Son
Remember him?
Rock
Us, Oh Matthaus!
My personal favorite
Who
Wants To Be a Millionaire?
Thanks to Dan Ryazansky!
Ask
the Mongoloid
One of my first features! Ask the Holy Mongoloid, Jack!
MLS: Get
the Word Out!
Another innocent attempt to help MLS that never really panned out
Interview
with Nick Sakiewicz
First time I had the pleasure to speak with Nick Sakiewicz. No
really.
Old
Front Page News
All the news that ever appeared on the front page of the Fanzine.
In here you can find the explaination to the Kevin Payne April
Fool's joke, the "Olsen Sex Shocker", and the DC United
Draft review.
The Chat
With Pat!
Everyone's favorite sibling!
MLS
Personality Test
Well, I guess even I was bound to do a serious feature
eventually.
License
Plates
Another oldie but goodie. Note the Diaz Arce & Mario Gori
plates.
Poetry
Enjoy my prose - let it touch you as it has touched me, or as I
have touched myself.
MLS
Predictions
Old old OLD.
The
Quiz
Hey, this was pretty cool!
Anatomy
of a Raul Diaz Arce fan
God damn spics.
The
Adventures of Rikter the Cyberdog
Another personal favorite.
The
Mysterious Mr. Rumor
The one and only! Originally designed to bring more traffic to my
site... but then became his own monster. Now retired. Many
internet soccer geeks saddened.
Nick
Sakiewicz: Goddamn Friggin' Genious
When Big Nicky Sack took over the Taxi Fanzine.
Alexi
Lalas Stress Reliever
Shockwave is cool. This stress reliever wasn't.
Warp!
Have fun with Tab's face. Like I haven't done THAT before (wink
wink nudge nudge)
WordLib
Would've been nice if I actually updated this once or twice
Jock
Jams Petition
Who don't love jock jams? Not I, said the cricket.
