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Our Male came to the back door with a big white rabbit in his mouth. As he stood there..shaking it all around...I asked him to drop it! Upon picking it up..I noticed that it was dead, dirty and limp. Then I determined that it was my neighbor's rabbit.."Fluffy". I paniced...realizing that the neighbor could ask to have gunner put to sleep. After confirming that my homeowners insurance carrier considered the incident to be an attack - I promptly cooked up a plan to make it all right. I took fluffy to the kitchen sink and washed, shampooed and blow dried him. Then later that night..I snuck over under the cloak of darkness... I put fluffy back in his pen. The next day...the neighbor came to the door
and asked... "Do U know what happened to my Fluffy". I gasped and said
" I
She said that Fluffy had died 2 days ago and that they had burried him out back. And now he is back in his pen!!! I almost fainted when I realized
that our-Hunting Dog-had found
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